I was involved in a conversation the other day that has led me to this blog post. We were talking about Crazy Girls and the male habit of sticking their dicks in The Crazy. As one can expect, most people came down on one side of the line and I came down somewhere between on the line and on the other side.
A word about me and The Crazy. I love it. The Crazy is like Kryptonite to me. I have a serious weakness for Crazy and otherwise dangerous to me women and it has led me to some pretty fucked up situations. I have never been in legal trouble but there have been restraining orders and concealed carry weapons permits involved. And it was totally worth it.
Here's a life tip for the male readers among you: The Crazy can be and most likely will be the best sex you ever have in your life. Its Ok to stick your dick in The Crazy. Really. It is. Dont let the howls of protest and dismay you might hear from women persuade you otherwise, its really OK. In fact, some of the howling women are Crazy themselves and just putting up a front to make themselves look good. Sneaky, huh? As long as you do it right and have some sense about it. Probably the best tip I can give is the tip I gave during the conversation, it consists of three little words you should know very well before you stick your dick in The Crazy. Those words are Vid, E and O. Video. As in use a camera, phone, tablet, webcam or some other form of media that gets what happens down on tape, hard drive, digital memory or some other form of storage. This way, if (if youre doing this right you can change that to when) the inevitable squabble arises and The Crazy decides to play the Rape card, you have proof of your innocence. Never ever ever ever put your dick in The Crazy without some form of video going. If The Crazy isnt liking that idea, derail the sexy time train and get the fuck out, there is another The Crazy right around the corner who will wholeheartedly approve. Another way of going about this would be to hide a camera somewhere and not tell her its there. I have never personally taken this route but I understand it can work as well and is only slightly illegal.
I dont speak from experience here, I have never had to face any sort of charges or even rumors about any sexual impropriety. I like to think its because I am careful, chances are it is because Im careful but there is also a big chunk of luck in there too. Whatever, I will take it. I dont mess around a whole lot with The Crazy anymore, I am getting too old for it and also have a few women in my life that I dont want to disappoint. Thats a strange feeling, not wanting to disappoint someone. At least to me.
